Erbenermittler der besonderen Art

"Dear Hartmann,

With all sincerity my names is Mr. Vincent Gravens, a practicing financial attorney representing the late Mr. Christopher Hartmann, my late client who died Recently leaving some estate funds Amounting (5.5million US Dollars) Five Million, Five Hundred Thousand US Dollars deposited with his Finance House in Europe. Since he died, I have received from his Finance House, an order of MANDAMUS, mandating me to locate any of his relatives/confidant for purpose of Preparing them to receive the deposited sum."

Leider kann ich dieses großzügige Angebot nicht annehmen, weil mir sonst mein Referendargehalt drastisch gekürzt würde.